Boss

There are only two people whom I continually want to write down what they say and share it with the world. The first is my cousin Calvin, but too many times I am without pen and lauging too loud to remember. The second is my boss. He has an... interesting way of explaining what it is we need to do.

This morning, it was this:

"You are not going to be sitting around criss-cross apple sauce. No, you are going to get those files up here, lay them out on the counter like a deck of cards, and file them like you are at the public library."

What? Now i'm confused if he is mad about how we are sitting, if we are laying the files out the wrong way, or if I should put them in the normal file cabinet or take them to the library...

I would have understood: "File them."

Hope you find something you can laugh about at work!